IDoubleDareYou.
IDoubleDareYou.
My life is as interesting as A4 paper,
Pokémon is cool, and so are chinchillas.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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