im sorry ive been so mean to you all this time. im sorry for all those times i stood infront of the mirror and said hurtful things about you. im sorry i never thought you were good enough. you deserve better. thanks for giving me lungs to breathe and legs to walk. this is my promise to you to be nicer in the future. this is my promise to stand confidently and show you off because you’re beautiful at a size 2 or a size 10
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself