IDoubleDareYou.
IDoubleDareYou.
My life is as interesting as A4 paper,
Pokémon is cool, and so are chinchillas.

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via succeeding)

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via lost-moonlight)

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sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(via lost-moonlight)

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

(via alecstasy)

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lost-moonlight:

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

I’d be a khaleesi

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